Hollywood comedian Nikki Glaser has roasted Democrat Vice President Kamala Harris by declaring her to be “missing.”
Glaser was the guest host of Jimmy Kimmel Live last night and went scorched earth on politicians on both sides of the aisle.
Republicans have become used to it but Harris and President Joe Biden are not used to having liberal Hollywood call them out.
On President Donald Trump, Glaser joked:
“What can you say about Donald Trump that he hasn’t already heard at this point?
“Oh, I know! ‘Yes, I’d love to have sex with you.’
“Well, at least we now know the answer to the question, what if a bloated factory-farm pig corpse could grab your p*ssy?”
On Joe Biden she said:
“If he gets a second term, it’s actually very exciting.
“He’ll be the first president in his eighties and the first president to be assassinated by a slick bathtub.”
On Kamala Harris:
“Listen, I know we’re having fun right now, but on a serious note, I do want to say, Kamala Harris is still missing.
“And if you have any information on her whereabouts, please contact her parents, they miss her, we don’t, but they do.”
“I have a theory though that we haven’t seen much of the vice president lately because she’s sentenced herself to jail.
“I think she just missed the rush of putting an innocent person behind bars.
“Have you done it? It feels great.”
On Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-SC), she said:
“Graham is not just his last name, it’s also how much meth he gives his boy sex workers as a tip.”
On Transportation Secretary Pete Buttigieg:
“He proves that just because you’re gay does not mean you’re cool!”
On Rep. Matt Gaetz (R-FL):
“What a ladies’ man. I mean what a child’s man.”
“You’d think he’d have better hair for someone so good at grooming.”
She also praised the “embalmers” for doing a “really good job” on Speaker Nancy Pelosi.
.@NikkiGlaser masterfully speed roasts politicians! pic.twitter.com/qvI22K6aFo
— Jimmy Kimmel Live (@JimmyKimmelLive) August 26, 2022