American novelist and conservative political commentator Andrew Klavan warned that Democrat President Joe Biden could “start a nuclear war with Russia” during his final days in office.
Klavan wrote the veiled warning in a Daily Wire satire article, drawing from the real-life actions of Biden’s final days in office.
While many now view Biden as a lame duck, running out the clock, Klavan argues that he is dangerous.
Klavan asserted that with America run by a shadow government of elites, “there is not much left for our dementia-riddled president to do except lie in his lawn chair, eat Jello, and start a nuclear war with Russia.”
The author and podcaster “imagined” the scenario where Biden permitted Ukraine to fire American long-range missiles deep into Russia.
“Given the inexcusable aggression of Vladimir Putin’s reckless attempt to rebuild the Russian empire by invading a perfectly innocent cesspit of corruption like Ukraine, I just wanted to see the pretty streaks of light that missiles make when you fire them across the night sky,” Klavan said in a faked Biden quote.
Unfortunately, the reality is no laughing matter.
The Biden administration has already given the okay to fire these missiles for the first time last week.
That action led to what the New York Times called a “chilling” warning from Russian President Vladimir Putin: America is provoking a nuclear war.
This escalation could become the tipping point, and Klavan expertly explained it humorously.
The Times noted that Russia retaliated by launching ballistics at Ukraine and promised more to come.
Putin has also made it clear it could escalate to nuclear weapons that were previously off the table.
“The Russian side has clearly demonstrated its capabilities,” Kremlin spokesman Dmitri S. Peskov warned.
“The contours of further retaliatory actions, if our concerns are not taken into account, have also been quite clearly outlined.”
As Klavan put it, “the Putin doctrine declared that a Russian nuclear attack could only be triggered as a self-defensive response to a ground invasion of the motherland” before.
After recent events, it “permits the launch of world-destroying total war as a gesture of annoyance at the crappy finale of Gilmore Girls or any other equivalently frothy-but-delightful streaming concoction,” Klavan wrote.
“The doctrine is mitigated by the fact that nuclear launch cannot begin without the final approval of President Putin or anyone else wearing a spiked helmet and beating his bared chest while proclaiming his right to world domination,” Klavan quipped.
Many are beginning to wonder why Biden would have sparked this chain of events in the first place.
“Among political conservatives, the sudden launch of American-made missiles from Ukraine into Russia set off a round of wild speculation as to Biden’s motives,” Klavan wrote.
He joked that a going theory was this was payback to Vice President Kamala Harris “after she humiliated him by forcing him to abandon a presidential campaign that he would absolutely have won had he still been alive…”
Klavan illustrated the difference between Biden and Trump. He imagined Trump watched SpaceX mogul Elon Musk’s starship “land gently on Vladimir Putin’s desk in his office at the Kremlin, and open to release a miniature robot Trump who would march out, slap Putin in the face, tell him to stop invading other people’s countries, then march back into the starship, which would return safely to Florida after stopping at McDonald’s to pick up a Happy Meal,” Klavan wrote.
“So the transition continues,” Klavan added. Even the Times had to admit that Trump’s election would be a deterrent for Putin to use nuclear weapons.
While Trump has warned that Biden is about to spark off a world war, and Carnegie Russia Eurasia Center senior fellow Tatiana Stanovaya believes Putin also feels it.
“I don’t see him being concerned about ruining his chances for a deal with Trump — rather, quite the opposite,” she said.
“Trump took the position that Biden’s policies are leading to World War III, and what Putin is doing confirms this,” Stanovaya added.
While Klavan’s comments may be satirical, the severe escalation of global tensions is alarmingly real.
Meanwhile, the president pushing the world to the brink of war needed his wife, Jill Biden, to steady him after he missed his footing on the beach earlier this month.
It’s dangerous to have Biden leading the world when he can barely walk or string sentences together.
He’s provoked Russia most dangerously, and Americans will be forced to live with the consequences if this blows up into a full-out conflict.
