Man Spots Hillary Clinton in Audience at Broadway Show, Defecates on Floor Next to Her

When a patriot spotted Hillary and Chelsea Clinton sitting in the audience of the Broadway show “Some Like It Hot,” the sh*t really hit the fan.

Insiders reportedly told Page Six that an unwelcome aroma had started to emerge from where the Clintons were seated in the legendary Shubert Theater.

“Last week when Hillary and Chelsea Clinton were in the audience, the lights came up for intermission and there were two human turds in the aisle just near the famous political duo,” a source told the outlet.

However, the insider said the Clintons were not put off by the dirty protest and stuck around to watch the rest of the show.

“The house crew dealt with it very appropriately and quickly, and Hillary and Chelsea remained in the theater for the second act,” the source said.

The identity of the phantom pooper remains a mystery, but another source told the New York Post that the well-placed defecation was pulled off by an “elderly person.”

“There was an incident when Hillary Clinton and Chelsea attended,” another source confirmed.

“It was an elderly person and it’s rather sad, but yes, the house staff worked quickly to help resolve the situation and Act II started as scheduled.”

Democrat-controlled New York City has a problem with excrement in general.

According to a recent study conducted on Manhattan’s Upper East Side, researchers found high concentrations of bacteria from poop on indoor floors and carpets.

“We found numbers of bacteria that were absolutely astonishing,” chemistry professor Alessandra Leri, who co-authored the study, told The New York Post.

Leri continued by asking rhetorically, “The real question was, even after the feces are ostensibly cleaned up, do the bacteria persist on the sidewalks?”

“30,000 bacterial cells per 100 milliliters of water,” Leri told CBS News.

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“The EPA has a benchmark that cities use to close beaches and that benchmark is 110 cells for 100 milliliters of water.”

The Broadway show “Some Like It Hot” has been attracting several VIPs.

Steven Spielberg, Martin Short, Debbie Allen, Bo Derek, Eddie Izzard, Hank Azaria, Kristin Chenoweth, and more have been spotted in the audience.

None of the other VIPs suffered any feces-related disruptions, however.

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By Frank Bergman

Frank Bergman is a political/economic journalist living on the east coast. Aside from news reporting, Bergman also conducts interviews with researchers and material experts and investigates influential individuals and organizations in the sociopolitical world.

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