Rock Legend Hammers Final Nail in Bud Light’s Coffin: ‘I Hope There’s Nobody from Budweiser Here – This Is Dedicated to All the Ladies’

Beach Boys member Mike Love took a swipe at the “woke” corporate agenda by mocking Bud Light and Budweiser during a recent concert.

Before singing one of the group’s hits, “Surfer Girl” he joked he is afraid to perform the song because it is “gender specific.”

He said: “At any rate, this next song I’m a little concerned about doing, on account of it’s gender specific.

“And I hope there’s nobody from Budweiser here, or the FBI.

“Sorry, I apologize in advance for anything I might say or do,  it’s a family tradition, you know what I’m saying?

“This is dedicated to all the ladies.”

Meanwhile, after destroying Bud Light, Dylan Mulvaney has fled to Peru because he claims he doesn’t “feel safe” in America.

“Surprise,” Mulvaney said in a social media post.

“I’m in Peru and I’m at Macho Picchu.

“Isn’t this so beautiful?

“I’m here by myself,” he revealed.

“I’m telling you, it’s the best.

“If you could ever do a solo trip somewhere, it is such a good way to get to know yourself better.

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“I came here to feel something.

“And I definitely have.

“I have done shaman ceremonies that were like 10 years worth of therapy, it was wild.

“I’ve seen a lot of llamas.

“The people here are so kind.

“I feel very safe here,” he added.

“It’s a little sad that I had to leave my country to feel safe but that will get better eventually.

“I am dying for some Trader Joe’s rolled chili lime chips but other than that I am so content.

“I still haven’t been kissed yet but I’m holding out hope.

“Most of all this trip has me feeling like my own best friend again.

“And that is the best feeling in the world.”

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By David Hawkins

David Hawkins is a writer who specializes in political commentary and world affairs. He's been writing professionally since 2014.

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