Roseanne Barr: ‘My Pronouns Are Kiss My A**’

Roseanne Barr has a new stand-up special on Fox News’s streaming service where she takes aim at her “woke” critics.

The new comedy special, “Roseanne Barr: Cancel This!,” will air on February 13 on Fox Nation.

Fox released a few different clips of the show and it looks like Barr has another hit on her hands.

“People have no concept of reality, they’ve been living in a bubble forever, asking questions that have nothing to do with the real world,” Roseanne says.

“‘What is my gender, mom?’ What is my gender? Your gender is, get a job! That’s your gender.

“What are they thinking? ‘What is a woman?’ They don’t know that.

“That one they’re asking all the time. ‘What is a woman?’

“I’ll tell you what a woman is: a woman is me. A woman is someone who cleans up everybody else’s sh*t. That’s what a woman is.

“A woman is somebody whose boobs hang down to her knees with a prolapsed uterus from giving birth to five ungrateful little privilege **** who never have to work for anything in their whole damn lives.

“My pronouns are kiss my a**!

“Privilege is what ruins lives when you start thinking, you know, that the world needs to be pretty for you. Well, it don’t, right?

“Just because you’ve got a degree in gender studies that don’t mean sh*t,” she continues.

“You’re not going to get a job no place.

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“You can’t even get a job at Ho Ho’s Donuts.

“Yes, I have three daughters. I told you they’re very liberal.

“But they’re in their late 40’s and 50’s.

“Three daughters in menopause that’s when you know you’re old.

“For God’s sake that’s when you know you’re old, right?

“I can’t believe how fast it went to. Oh my God.

“And they tell me, you know, the things they come up with now.

“They’re like ‘Mom, the doctor — they want us to take testosterone for our symptoms.’

“They’re trying to give everybody crazy ass hormones from the time they’re two all the way up.

“Giving women testosterone to treat their perimenopause and saying — ‘I’m like great, now you’ll be lifting weights and watching football.’

“I wouldn’t take it if I was you.

“That’s just asking for trouble.

“You know because your IQ is going to decrease by half and then you’re going just start peeing on toilet seats for no good reason whatsoever.

“It’s just — I don’t think it’s good.

“But I kind of — I kind of think maybe I shouldn’t have left the Democrat Party so early, what with their full-term abortion stuff they’re doing these days because I’m thinking,

“‘Hey, another couple months they’re probably going to move right into I’d be able to abort these bitches by the time they’re 50.’”


READ MORE: ‘Happy’ Roseanne Barr Gets Revenge on Hollywood: ‘They Hate Me Because I Have Talent’

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By David Hawkins

David Hawkins is a writer who specializes in political commentary and world affairs. He's been writing professionally since 2014.

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