Taliban Publicly Humiliates Hillary Clinton in Social Media Feud: ‘You Left a Huge Mess in Afghanistan, Just Like Your Husband Did with That Dress’

Twice-failed Democrat presidential candidate Hillary Clinton got demolished by the Taliban on Twitter.

Two Taliban members were interviewed by Vice.

They told the outlet that they are bored and sit on Twitter all day.

One said: “All we had to deal with was making plans for ta’aruz {attacks] against the enemy and for retreating.

“People didn’t expect much from us, and we had little responsibility towards them, whereas now if someone is hungry, he deems us directly responsible for that.

“The Taliban used to be free of restrictions, but now we sit in one place, behind a desk and a computer 24 hours a day, seven days a week.

“Life’s become so wearisome; you do the same things every day.

“Being away from the family has only doubled the problem.”

Another said: “I sometimes miss the jihad life for all the good things it had.

“In our ministry, there’s little work for me to do.

“Therefore, I spend most of my time on Twitter.

“We’re connected to speedy Wi-Fi and internet.

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“Many mujahedin, including me, are addicted to the internet, especially Twitter.”

Enter Hillary Clinton who ripped the Taliban on Twitter:

“Girls in Afghanistan should be going back to school tomorrow, but the Taliban is only allowing boys to be educated.”

The Taliban, bored and sitting on Twitter, fired back with a funny line:

“You spent $700m in our country trying to teach women and girls that there are 140 different genders.

“No wonder you lost to the orange gangster.

“You left a huge mess behind in Afghanistan, just like your husband did with that dress.”

They had other funny Tweets too:

“Our administration has yet to decide who to support in the upcoming US election, and we believe our decision will be decisive.

“On the one hand, there’s the orange gangster, who can be an unpredictable partner, and then there’s sleepy Joe, who has never let us down.”

“Our glorious Air Force has been put on high alert to deal with the incoming storm and to also mock the naysaying imperialists who said “they can only pilot camels”.

“Thankfully this natural dust storm is not the result of Uzbekistan inexplicably obtaining thermonuclear weapons.”

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By David Hawkins

David Hawkins is a writer who specializes in political commentary and world affairs. He's been writing professionally since 2014.

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