Keith Olbermann Implodes as M&M’s Pulls ‘Woke’ ‘Spokescandies’ after Tucker Carlson Blast

Tucker Carlson got a huge win over Keith Olbermann when M&M’s chocolate announced that it is pulling its “spokescandies” after turning the cartoon mascots “woke.”

Carlson blasted the company after it made changes to the mascots, arguing that it made them appear “deeply unappealing and totally androgynous.”

During a segment on his Fox News show, Carlson accused Mars Wrigley, the maker of the colorful chocolate candies, of turning M&M’s “woke.”

Shortly after, the company announced it is indefinitely scrapping the mascots.

In a post on Twitter, the company said: “America, let’s talk.

“In the last year, we’ve made some changes to our beloved spokescandies.

“We weren’t sure if anyone would even notice.

“And we definitely didn’t think it would break the internet.

“But now we get it — even a candy’s shoes can be polarizing.

“Which was the last thing M&M’s wanted since we’re all about bringing people together.

“Therefore, we have decided to take an indefinite pause from the spokescandies.

“In their place, we are proud to introduce a spokesperson in America can agree on: the beloved Maya Rudolph.

“We are confident Miss Rudolph will champion the power of fun to create a world where everyone feels they belong.”

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Tucker said during his show on the candy controversy:

“The Brown M&M has, quote, ‘transitioned from high stilettos to lower block heels.’

“Also less sexy – that’s progress.

“M&M’s will not be satisfied until every last cartoon character is deeply unappealing and totally androgynous—until the moment you wouldn’t want to have a drink with any one of them.

“That’s the goal.

”When you’re totally turned off, we’ve achieved equity.

“They’ve won.

“Woke M&M’s have returned.

“The Green M&M got her boots back, but apparently is now a lesbian maybe?

“And there’s also a plus-sized, obese Purple M&M.

“So we’re going to cover that, of course because that’s what we do.”

Media leftist Keith Olbermann was outraged that M&M’s caved after being blasted as “woke” by Tucker Carlson.

“M&Ms just folded to Tucker Carlson and his Jiminy Glick fascists,” Olbermann said.

“Now, you’ve got the morons angry at you, AND you’ve got the rest of us ashamed of you.

“May your candy melt in the hot sun.”

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By David Hawkins

David Hawkins is a writer who specializes in political commentary and world affairs. He's been writing professionally since 2014.

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