Brittney Griner has said she is “devastated,” “very upset,” and “quite shocked,” her lawyers revealed after a Russian court sentenced the “woke” WNBA star to nine years in a brutal Russian penal colony.
Florida’s Republican Governor Ron DeSantis has suspended a “woke” Democrat prosecutor for failing to prosecute the state’s crimes.
George Soros has broken his silence on his campaign to “reform” America’s justice system by installing “woke” soft-on-crime prosecutors, warning that he has “no intention of stopping.”
President Donald Trump has said that “woke” WNBA star Brittney Griner is “spoiled” and warned that Joe Biden is making mistake in offering to release a Russian arms dealer in exchange for her return home.
“Woke” scientists have announced they are changing the name of the “Asian murder hornet” to “northern giant hornet” because the original name was “offensive” and “create racist stigma.”
Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas told the ungrateful students at George Washington University’s law school to go pound sand and informed the college that he will not be teaching a course there following protests.
New York City Mayor Eric Adams has called for violent criminals to be locked up and bail reform programs scraped after reaching his limit with surging crime.
Liberal talk show host Bill Maher has trashed Hollywood for going “woke,” declaring that the leftist trend is “pathetic.”
Country music star John Rich hit the top of the charts with an anti-liberal song after bypassing the “woke” music industry “machine.”
“Woke” NBA star LeBron James has claimed that he “don’t give a f**k what nobody think” after complaining about what Boston fans say about him.